June 2013
1 post
May 2013
10 posts
now hold up lets talk about geese
look
isn’t it adorable that’s a gosling, which is a baby goose, not the dude named ryan
but see these fluffy little puffballs
aren’t they cute
yeah
they’re really adorable up until the point when you realize they’re the SPAWN OF SATAN
LOOK AT IT ALL GROWN UP
IT HAS TEETH
THAT’S RIGHT, TEETH
TEETH ON THEIR MOTHERFUCKING TONGUE
THIS THING WILL FUCK YOU UP
THERE IS NO POINT IN RUNNING
THERE IS NO GOD DO YOU UNDERSTAND
THERE IS
NO
GOD
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
fuck
everything
girls are so annoying
April 2013
19 posts
when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them
i wonder what a worm looks like under a microscope!
nevermind
March 2013
20 posts
if you’re ever feeling bad just remember there’s a guy out there who can legitimately be called Dick Sandwich
