tuesgay: I can’t stand the letter f words that start with f are so stupid females…
my previous profession was that of a nomad,
but alas, i was stricken by a sharpened projectile upon the patella.
its almost 2012 why is there no cure for being allergic to cats already?!?!?!
i go to bed early so i get a nice amount of sleep, and my body wakes me up THIS early? *sigh*
thatswhatshesaidxo replied to your post: thatswhatshesaidxo replied to… I’m hurryingggg! :):) so excitedddd yeah well it aint coming round quick enough!!!! >.<
take-me-straight-to-bed replied to your post: take-me-straight-to-bed replied to… Anywhere is too far away for me but yeah it’s a mission to get to mine. true say >.<
take-me-straight-to-bed replied to your post: take-me-straight-to-bed replied to… I’m sorry :( I do too. well you suck for living so impossibly far away
thatswhatshesaidxo replied to your post: thatswhatshesaidxo replied to… I’m home tomorrow in the morning but I’m busy doing uni stuff with Nora and will be back at Kris’s by about 3 :(:( I’ll be home for longer soon though so I’ll bell you bbyyy :) so excited waaaahhhh I want some nesquick now yeah you better hurry up i have nesquik just jamming here ready for some milk and finishing by us...
thatswhatshesaidxo replied to your post: thatswhatshesaidxo replied to… Soon! Whenever ya want babe ive got nothing else to do other than stay in bed and be high hahah. I’m so exciteddd lemme know when you are next at home and this shall be the first thing on my agenda :D
take-me-straight-to-bed replied to your post: take-me-straight-to-bed replied to… *cuddle* that’s the best I can do right now :( useless! i need real ones >.<
take-me-straight-to-bed replied to your post: take-me-straight-to-bed replied to… Yaaaay! It’s been forever since I had a cuddle. lets go, now now now.
thatswhatshesaidxo replied to your post: thatswhatshesaidxo replied to… Oh my! I miss nesquick times can we re live those days please?? Come to mine and we’ll get high and crash on my sofa and play Xbox all day :) when when when? this sounds like an awesome plan :D
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take-me-straight-to-bed replied to your post: thatswhatshesaidxo replied to your post: i dont do… Can we share Josh? there’s enough of me to go round i am rather large :)
thatswhatshesaidxo replied to your post: thatswhatshesaidxo replied to your post: i dont do… I will visit you soon for cuddles and nesquick and lots and lots of drugs :) I’ll bring your old Xbox and we can play crash bandicoot all day :D that sounds like a ridiculous amount of effort aha i’ll come up to you :) also josh bought me nesquick earlier and made me think of you aha good times...
thatswhatshesaidxo replied to your post: i dont do this often I’ll give you cuddles! And drugs :) this sounds fun please do
i dont do this often
want a cuddle
entirely confused at how people like that are in relationships aha, have fun.
just need to sit on my face.
that pic looks like im having a wank -_-
take-me-straight-to-bed replied to your post: take-me-straight-to-bed replied to… Always Piercey. You know this. of course of course, more fun :)
take-me-straight-to-bed replied to your post: trying to take sexy pictures of yourself does not work Ha I’ll do it for you ;) cheeeeeky ;D
trying to take sexy pictures of yourself does not...
i am far too bored
you are now my mortal enemy for kissing emma stone
AHAHAHAHA I LOVE HOW MANY PEOPLE FROM MY SECONDARY SCHOOL HAVE GOTTEN OBESE
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1. Have you ever had intercourse?
2. Oral sex?
3. Licked an ass?
4. Had your ass licked?
5. Stuck your tongue in their ass?
6. Swallowed cum?
7. Practiced bondage or BDSM?
8. Had anal sex?
9. Had an orgasm from anal sex?
10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt?
11. Had sex with someone of the same sex?
12. Did a threesome?
13. Did a foursome?
14. Been in an orgy?
15. Been in a gangbang?
16. Had sex in public?
18. Had your toes licked or sucked?
19. Licked or sucked someones toes?
20. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day?
21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week?
22. Had cyber sex or phone sex?
23. Reached on orgasm?
24. Watched porn?
25. Bought a dirty magazine?
26. Posted nude pictures of you on the net?
27. Let someone video tape you having sex?
28. Had sex without protection?
29. Had someone give you a cum facial or given someone a cum facial?
30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers?
31. Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone?
32. Had sex with a friend’s significant other?
33. Ever did one of your significant other’s friends or relative?
34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other?
35. Made someone pass out from sex?
36. Tasted your own cum?
38. Let someone watch you?
39. Ever showed you naked on cam?
40. Had sex while on your period or while someone was on their period?
41. Been ate or eaten someone?
42. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
43. Had sex in a vehicle?
44. Been caught having sex?
45. Paid for sex
46. Used toys during sex?
47. Used food?
48. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex?
49. Ever been dominated in bed?.
50. Ever had a wet dream?
51. Like to have your ass slapped during sex?
52. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten?
53. Had sex with someone who you didn’t know their name?
1 hour sleep is enough when you’re ill, awesome -_-
yay apparently im several hot celeb females ^_^
i will never understand why women stay in relationships they hate