ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME
someone entertain me…
off the awesome 100 blog :)
I just had 2 jam sandwiches and now I’m having some noodles. I’m also picking at crisps and sweets along the way. NOM NOM APPLE JUICE TO WASH IT ALL DOWN.
here’s an appropriate pun for this situation. i’m jelly of this.
do flys think i am made out of window. constantly flying into me, LEAVE ME BEE! ( see what i did thar ;D )
please move your primary school away from my house if possible, i dislike 9 year olds looking through my window pulling up my blinds. or mail me a spudgun to hit them between the eyes with, eithers fine :)
meh i just typed every single one anyway xD
you live too far away is what ¬_¬
hooray i’ll be certain to perv next time i see you!
arse is better :)
sounds like a dealio!
ITS A DEAL! kris will fuck trolls for my financial gain :) hoorah!
id rather not partake in the sex act. i would need volunteers :D
troll sex, eww. there’s not even porn for that kind of thing. i’ll just grow longer legs :D
i’ll make them saw off parts of my stilts and use them as their own, yano what in all these years i never thought to saw these damn things off. bugger.
that troll under the bridge, he just wants to eat people. wanker.
subway without sauce is like sex with no cum or lubricant! :O
dw this subway is plenty :D lots of sauce yes?
a few more inches till i can get giant benefits im afraid. wanna help me grow then extra inches? ;) ZING! :D
are you pulling my stilt? i lost my dwarf benfits because of that incident!
oh dw they’re permanent. i had a horrible accident in a glue factory when i was younger.
im wearing stilts all the time :)
HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THAT TUMBLR IS FACEBOOK UPSIDE DOWN?!?!