February 2011
42 posts
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MONDAYS ARE BORING
someone entertain me…
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FOOD MAKES ME THE HAPPIEST BOY IN THE WORLD
I just had 2 jam sandwiches and now I’m having some noodles. I’m also picking at crisps and sweets along the way. NOM NOM APPLE JUICE TO WASH IT ALL DOWN.
here’s an appropriate pun for this situation. i’m jelly of this.
folding a pizza to make it a sandwich is the best thing ever
full stop
WHY
do flys think i am made out of window. constantly flying into me, LEAVE ME BEE! ( see what i did thar ;D )
dear local council...
please move your primary school away from my house if possible, i dislike 9 year olds looking through my window pulling up my blinds. or mail me a spudgun to hit them between the eyes with, eithers fine :)
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youre supposed to ask fool, not just write on the post. I cant reply on there
meh i just typed every single one anyway xD
whenever that is. I miss seeing people
you live too far away is what ¬_¬
I am glad to say that my arse is indeed back so woop
hooray i’ll be certain to perv next time i see you!
they are only boobs joshua they aren't that spectacular
arse is better :)
Awesome, as long as I get subway on a regs I'm willing to whore out my hubby :)
sounds like a dealio!
I volunteer my husband. He's dynamite in the bedroom apparently. He might impale the trolls more than fuck them though.
ITS A DEAL! kris will fuck trolls for my financial gain :) hoorah!
Come on man its a niche market, get on that troll porn. You would make a fortune!!
As long as you stay lanky its good
id rather not partake in the sex act. i would need volunteers :D
You'll be taking all the fun out of it then. Surely you would want to try some troll sex, no? Keep the stilts!!!
troll sex, eww. there’s not even porn for that kind of thing. i’ll just grow longer legs :D
No troll pussy for him tonight then, ill send all the trolls your way. Then you can make average size people
i’ll make them saw off parts of my stilts and use them as their own, yano what in all these years i never thought to saw these damn things off. bugger.
Thats quite a connection you made there Piercey. Who wants sex without a happy ending anyway
that troll under the bridge, he just wants to eat people. wanker.
always, a bit pointless otherwise wouldn't you say
subway without sauce is like sex with no cum or lubricant! :O
Only if I'm promised a MASSIVE subway ;)
dw this subway is plenty :D lots of sauce yes?
yeah but now you can get giant benefits...we are a protected species
a few more inches till i can get giant benefits im afraid. wanna help me grow then extra inches? ;) ZING! :D
I would say it was more a magnificent twist of fate.
are you pulling my stilt? i lost my dwarf benfits because of that incident!
that would explain it. Keep wearing them, you make me feel normal
oh dw they’re permanent. i had a horrible accident in a glue factory when i was younger.
better still, why are you so tall?
im wearing stilts all the time :)
perception of reality is now fucked.
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