the numbers on my keyboard broke
i keep going to do a sad face and just putting a colon, i dont wanna show my colon to everyone thats just plain rude :[
piece of advice for everyone: dont allow yourself to be entered into a conversation with someone sniffed off their tits
hugpug: also I just sent an e-mail to my teacher saying “sorry I couldn’t print this, but yeah, here’s my awkward” That’s really uncomfortable, I meant to write homework, oops. well technically you are still correct
that horrid moment when...
…you scroll down to where you previously were on tumblr :’(
rebeccafrancesdavidson: Nice face mate. Can I sit on it? this shouldn’t even be a question
why the fuck do i have to be ill i’ve missed out on so many things :(
jaydegriffin replied to your post: jaydegriffin liked your photo: my hair will… mmmm mixed raced mmmm mixed rice
all i did was make it sound like my penis is tiny :(
jaydegriffin liked your photo: my hair will continue to grow this much straight… oh hey jayde wanna have a tiny bit of asian in you? ;D is this how to pick up hot chicks?
struggling to eat a bowl of shreddies is not the one, can i get better already please i dont wanna go doctors :/
i’m such a fucking hypochondriac, jesus.
I suck at texting unless:
tolovebrokenthings: I am in a relationship with you If you are cute I need something Me and you are close as fuck I want you in my bed
sex dreams are the one, especially real as fuck ones, woke up thinking i had an epic night last night aha
you aren’t as fucked up as you think you are, it’s called the human condition.
migraine migraine, go away, and please dont come back another day
fucking job hunting
im more than capable of doing any job given to me so why wont anyone fucking take me on, i want structure, i want to work, i want to work my way up in a business, why cant employers see this, morons.
eating cheese so i have nightmares that i can try...