macekind: macekind: i have a friend who held his shoe in his grad photo
paradisaic: paradisaic: oh my god… there’s like … hard discolored lumps in my blueberry yogurt??? like im about to throw up update: they are blueberries
whatsgoingon12: butthurtwhovian: do you ever just Pretty much all the time
Reblog if you have a fantastic vagina.
foreveralone-lyguy: I accidentally googled haircats instead of haircuts.
livin-la-vida-lokiii: so there i was walking home when something caught my attention across the road hmm what is that hold on is that… no it cant be nope NOPE
lolsofunny: Two scientists walk into a bar The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O” The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work” The first scientist...
msjewbooty: h o v e r o v e r e a c h l e t t e r t o s e e t h e m e s s a g e